You are running for (insert elected position here). You feel you just need something for your campaign office or TV commercial set so add a level of sincerity or gravitas. I attended an auction preview and found what I believe is just the ticket. From 1962, I offer you credibility in a frame.
This might not reflect your exact demographic but I’m sure your campaign manager can spin it…
At this auction I also found this Continental Tall Graduated Chest of Drawers owned by a closeted patriot:
I looked in the top drawer and found this:
They love their country and are proud of doing the right thing. They just didn’t want anyone else to know.