Let’s recap what we know about chairs. There are one-legged chairs:
And the conventional four-legged chairs:
Today, we were on the Eastern shore of Virginia tracking down the final resting place of my wife’s dead relatives. By 2:00 PM, we were out of places to look and relatives to look for. As it happens, there was a large antiques mall just a few miles up the road. And it was raining. We went.
I wandered around a bit and thought I had found the elusive five-legged chair when I saw this one:
Upon closer examination, I realized it only has four legs but the are incorrectly placed:
These furniture makers have no respect for tradition. Furniture making is no place for original thinking. The furniture gods are surely angry.
One more look:
Of course, it would be hard to rock back. Maybe lean side to side…